My Big Fat Fake Marriage by Charlotte Stein is a steamy romcom that will have you laughing throughout the book.
Connie/Hazel’s neighbour, Beck is a 37 year old virgin and has been hiding from his coworkers and boss the fact that is isn’t really married. When Hazel witnesses Beck’s bully torturing him at a party, she announces that she is Beck’s wife. As a result, she and Beck are forced to pose as a married couple at a retreat Beck has been organizing, and must share their cabin with the bully and his wife for two weeks.
What follows is a hilarious romp filled with dirty talk, and sexual tension, as Beck and Hazel pose as a couple, while trying not to take advantage of each other. Beck was a hero like no other I’ve ever read. His portrayal was completely unrealistic, but I still loved him. His combination of innocence and confidence despite his inexperience made for a fun read. Paired with Hazel’s worldliness and cynical attitude, it made this pair an interesting match.
My biggest beef with this book was that shortly after 50% it started to feel repetitive to me, and I found myself easily distracted. It was still a fun read and I’m putting at least part of that feeling down to my mood at the time of reading.
If you’re looking for realism, then this book may not be for you, but if you’re looking for a hilarious time with a cinnamon roll hero who is too good to be true, then give this book a try.
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
My Big Fat Fake Marriage will be available on March 11 2025.
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